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jennifer:
Axe for her!!! nooooooo!
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jennifer:
why?!?
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jennifer:
Anarchy it's called
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clarence:
The falcon cannot hear the falconer
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jennifer:
but he can sure the fuck smell him
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jennifer:
and his gf
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clarence:
Things fall apart, the center cannot hold
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clarence:
Axe Anarchy is loosed upon the world
"fucking a horse means never having to discuss art. "
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Clarence:
My new drink: The Mint Rumney
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Jennifer:
It starts out as one drink but randomly during the drinker's sit, it's replaced with a totally different one.
The Drunks Are Taken Care Of
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Clarence:
oh ffs
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Jennifer:
oh ffs
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Clarence:
oh ffs
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Jennifer:
oh jesus ffs
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Clarence:
FFS
Twilight commentary (unedited)
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Jennifer:
I've been bitten by the tsetse fly
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Jennifer:
zzZzzZzzZzzZz
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Clarence:
I love that famous African nursery rhyme!
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Clarence:
"I've been bitten by the tsetse fly!
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Clarence:
First I close my eyes and then I die!
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Clarence:
My seven little brothers start to cry
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Clarence:
and BZZZZZZZT!
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Clarence:
Brother number seven got bit by the fly!"
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Jennifer:
damn.
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Clarence:
yeah I got my Adderall refilled.
Do You Tse What I Tse?
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clarence:
zombie porno western: dead wood
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jennifer:
pussy! puuuusssy!
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clarence:
hahahahahaha
Wild Bill, Hiscock
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clarence:
i wonder how many people who went and saw avatar and made it the biggest thing ever look back now and say "man, avatar is my favorite movie"
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jennifer:
too many
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clarence:
really?
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jennifer:
meaning anyone
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clarence:
you know you want to do some avatar roleplay with me
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jennifer:
you know you got that navi fleshlight
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clarence:
i just use a blue sock
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jennifer:
quote of the day
what happens on pandora...
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jennifer:
"if your vagina doesn't have a camel toe, it's butt-ass ugly."
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clarence:
what does that even mean
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jennifer:
just appreciate it out of context
unidentified gynocological objet d'art
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jennifer:
last ep
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jennifer:
so sad
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clarence:
just wait. jj abrams will do a reboot in 5 years with an all new cast
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jennifer:
I can't frown hard enough
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jennifer:
shia laboof as seth
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jennifer:
ryan reynolds as al
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clarence:
kill me
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clarence:
zach galafianakis as hearst, russell brand as al
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jennifer:
in the nutty comedy remake
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clarence:
"morning deadwood"
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jennifer:
lol
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clarence:
will farrell as wild bill
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jennifer:
asian guy from apatow films as wu
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clarence:
greenlight this bitch!
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clarence:
robert downey, jr. as nigger general
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jennifer:
hahaha
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jennifer:
steve buscemi as sol star
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clarence:
i just imagined deadwood as directed by wes anderson or sophia coppola
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jennifer:
deadwood by cronenberg
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clarence:
seth pulls a gun from his belly, as al pukes on the girl giving him a blowjob and her face melts off
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clarence:
but it's really just a virtual cyber-game called d34dw00d
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clarence:
...or IS IT???
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clarence:
then they show viggo mortensen's balls for 10 minutes.
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clarence:
the end.
COCKSUCKA!!!
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jennifer:
emoji is in serious need of a taco icon
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clarence:
yes
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jennifer:
and something dirty
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clarence:
yes
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jennifer:
like boobs or a pee pee
hard or soft taco?
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clarence:
sentencing today for a woman who killed her baby in a microwave.
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jennifer:
are they going to cook her?
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clarence:
she said she "didn't mean to do it."
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jennifer:
"i only meant to defrost! honest!"
ovens vary. cooking times may need adjustment.
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jennifer:
Some genius decided Larry the Cable Guy needed a show on History Channel
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clarence:
I miss Hitler
That Just Ain't Reich
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clarence:
turds with friends
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jennifer:
ads with friends
Scrabble With Horses
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clarence:
it's very pretty there
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jennifer:
it's a nice little town to fuck a horse in.
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clarence:
things were opening up in front of him all right
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jennifer:
and behind him
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jennifer:
well daddy died fucking a horse.
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jennifer:
fucking a horse means never having to discuss art.
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jennifer:
you cannot go around wanting to fuck animals and make videos of fucking animals.
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jennifer:
this guy's acting resume is great
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jennifer:
"i played mr. hands in the documentary zoo"
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jennifer:
"horse fucking enthusiast #3"
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jennifer:
I think i need to talk about Mr. Hands now
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clarence:
haha
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clarence:
you were so much more cheerful when we were talking about horsefucking
New Zoo Revue
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jennifer:
apparently it's world aids day
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clarence:
that doesnt sound right
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jennifer:
AIDS for everyone!
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clarence:
i think it would be awesome if they got the kool-aid man to be the mascot.
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clarence:
i can see the commercial--guy is about to have unprotected sex. kool-aid man bust through the wall. "OH NO!"
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jennifer:
lol
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clarence:
and hands him a rubber.
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clarence:
"thanks kool-aid man..."
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clarence:
awkward pause
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clarence:
"you can go now."
Do you prefer Kool-AIDS or Hi-V?
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clarence:
what has become of my life that i am watching videos of japanese people interacting with pudding
Questions Best Left Unanswered
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